When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to